Wake up at 10am. Leave the house at 11am. Begin work at 12pm. Off work at 9pm. Wait 2 hours for Yum to finish her shift. Leave work at 11pm. Home by Midnight. Relax for two hours. In bed at 2am. Try to sleep for 8 hours. Repeat.

Tuesday is Yum’s Saturday and my Friday. So I sleep in until 10:30am. When I leave a little after 11am, Yum is either scratching around the apartment or still in bed. When I get off work at 9pm I don’t have to wait for Yum, so I make a bee-line for home and I’m walking in the door by 9:45pm. It’s my Friday night so I stay up as late as I want.

Wednesday is our only day off together, so we try to do something special. Like clean the house and do laundry. Special!

Thursday is Yum’s Monday, and my Sunday. So on Thursday Yum goes to work and I sleep as long as I want, and the rest of the day is mine to do as I wish.

Life.