So we’re doing a little web surfing over coffee the other morning, and Miriam is showing me something cool.
And then she does something that leaves me a bit flabbergasted.
“Miriam,” I ask her, “did you just press CTRL +T to open a new tab in Firefox?”
“YEP,” she answers and goes back to showing off.
She knows what she is doing. She’s toying with me. Dammit, this woman knows I love her. She doesn’t have to play these little games.
I catch her using another keyboard shortcut, but I say nothing. The geek in me is slightly aroused.
“You are so fucking cool,” I tell her.
She just smiled.
Is there a “short cut key” to find a womans clitoris? That thing is so tricky.
Give up and hit ESC!!!
Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Ahh, the shortcut, a common misconception. You first need to warm it up. Do not rush things, you will just have to reboot. Firm key strokes are vital! And as always, please consult the owners manual as individual results may vary.