Allow me to introduce my sister Deborah.

Her friends call her “Debbi”, however she will forever be “Deborah” to her family–in much the same way that I will always be “Tee”.

The Captain likes to call her “Dub Saq” or simply “The Saq”.

Sometimes Becky and I will refer to her as “Li’l Deb-deb”.

But it doesn’t matter what you call her. Deborah is a rockin’ cool chick that kicks ass. And she drives a big truck. That has to count for something, right?