The Great Expedition of 2006

Sunday morning, 10:30am. I am sooo excited, and I can’t take it any longer, so I get out of bed and get ready for The Great Expedition of 2006. The Captain and all the players will be here soon for an afternoon of bar hopping in San Francisco’s North Beach district, and I must prepare.

Let’s meet them, shall we?


Meet The Captain of our expedition. His job is to lead us in our quest to find the best nook in North Beach.


The Yeoman. His job is to properly document and record all events during our journey.


The Navigator. His job is to get us from point A to point B without getting us lost (too badly) in this !@#$ing town.


The First Mate. Her job is motivate the others and persuade them to drink more. I know, I know… easy job, right?


The Serving Whench. Her job is drink Racer 5 and get really buzzed, and walk around yelling “Holla!” and “Woooooot!!!” and finally: to do shots of whiskey with us like a fucking champion and not complain *once* about it.

Here now are the pictures from The Great Expedition of 2006.

0 replies on “The Great Expedition of 2006”

  1. Excellent job documenting this excursion Yeoman! Colt 45 (and a couple of shots of Crown) do it every time! And the next adventure will be?

  2. Ahoy Me Hearties! There be many unchartered waters out there and much nookie to be had! Avast Ye Scurvy Dog…Hoist the Mizzenmast and pass the Bumboo! We sail on the 12th!

  3. Aye Cap’n – the 12th it be. Assemble the raiding party – Fairly warned be thee says I

  4. Woot woot…that’s what i’m suppossed to say right…well mutha f@#cka it’s on like donkey kong for the IPA fest!!!

  5. Awww yeah!!!

    DWD Podcast All Star Drinking Team, represent!

    Ooops, I meant “Arrrh!!!” not “Awww yeah!!!”

  6. Well, Serving Wench,

    Looks like you and I must suck it up and put on our thinking, I mean drinking, caps again! This time I will encourage more drinking and you will serve faster! 😛

  7. fo sho fo sho…you know how the haystack crew represents!! Awww yeah mateys can’t wait to drink some good beer!!!!

  8. girl please…an inch and a half…i ain’t no canyon or nuthin but damn….a girls gotta shoot for more than that!

  9. Or shoot for a couple of shots of Crown, just don’t shoot yourself in the face! Or is that a mute point?