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“Just when you thought MTV couldn’t get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called “Trippin’:””

“Every time she opens her gaping mouth, she spews more self-righteous bullshit all over the place. One of my favorite lines is when she says “it’s kind of gotten out of hand how much of a convenience we think we need.” Diaz, who makes around $20 million per picture and drives a Lexus, was able to say this with a straight face.”

“When Diaz isn’t giggling like an idiot or imparting us with dubious knowledge, Eva Mendez takes the opportunity to fire off her shit cannon:

Village Girl: Hi, my name is Krishna
Eva Mendez: How old are you?
Village Girl: 15.
Eva Mendez: 15? Wow!

Wow indeed, Eva. Way to patronize people in their own country, you stupid cow. Not to be outdone, Drew Barrymore has this to say in another episode: “it was so intense with the loving, feeling, and the tree touching, and the learning.” Idiot. ”



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