You meet a girl. You exchange smiles, a few words, and you go on your way. Wow. There was something kinda cool about that girl. Try not to think too much about that girl.
Hey, she works in the department office. Hmmm… now I have an excuse to pop in and say hi. Hey she seems pretty cool. She’s smiling, she’s laughing at my jokes, she just touched my arm and stood next to me while filling out this form. Bah, try not to think too much about this girl.
Isn’t that the girl? Yeah, I know her. Hey, what’s up? You like Roman history too? Yeah, I’ve had Dr. Minor before, he’s awesome. I wonder if this girl would go out with me? Hi, I’m Tom. I’m 32 and I don’t have a job.
I’ll just sit a few rows back. She always sits up front. I like it back here, I can be anonymous. Hey she turned around and smiled at me. I see you, twirling your hair around your finger. Fine, I’ll smile back.
Hey, what’s up? Good lecture huh? Where you off too right now? Deep breath. I’m calm, I’m relaxed, I’m hip, I can dig it. Hey, you wanna go get a beer? Yeah, let’s go to The Bear. Sierra? Good girl, she likes beer.
Let’s sit outside, sure. Man, this girl is cute. Don’t blow this, Tom. What? A smoke? No, I’m cool. You go ahead. Awww man. Smoker. Buh.
Your boyfriend bought you that huh? Yeah, it’s nice. He lives in San Francisco eh? Yeah, I’m from Hayward I know The City. No I don’t want another beer. I gotta get to class, I need to get going. Yeah, we should do this again sometime. See ya.
Boyfriend eh? SIGH. Ahhh you were a smoker anyway.
A cigarette makes any pretty girl instantly un-pretty. If I was on a date with Salma Hayek, and she took out a cigarette, I’d leave.
werd, teh shmv.
Don’t go sour grapes on me. Boyfriend in SF huh? What good is that when you are right there? I’d persue. You say smoker, I say small potatoes. Moreover, any relationship with someone with similar intrests should warrant another pilsner.
Ahhh nevermind. Forget that wrinkle face, bad breath fluuuuuuzy. She should thank her lucky stars for the opportunity to spend a few minutes with a scholar of your caliber. 😉 Good luck bro – best wishes.