What’s with all these fucking quizzes these days? While standing in line at the grocery store the other day I glanced over at the magazine rack, full of woman’s rags. Just about every cover had something like, “Is he ready for marriage? Take our quiz!” or “Is your boyfriend cheating on you? Take our quizlet and find out!”
It’s not just magazines, it’s all over the Internet too. I can hardly surf these days without getting bombarded with these retarded things. Are people so fucking clueless that they need a “quizlet” to tell them what to do?
Is your cutie a cheapskate? Take this quiz!
For Valentine’s Day your boyfriend bought you:
(5 points) A diamond ring. Bling bling!
(4 points) blah blah
(3 points) (insert materialistic item here)
(2 points) blah
(1 point) a card
(0 points) nothing
If he scored 0-1 then it’s time to dump that loser and find someone who really loves you!
Jesus, what’s wrong with people? So the amount of money a guy spends on a girl is directly proportional to how much he loves her? I’m shocked, and fascinated at the same time.
I wonder if these dumb quizzes have broken up any happy couples? Maybe if they are stupid enough to be influenced by them they have no business dating? Take this quiz and find out!
What a loser this guy is! You can’t even afford to give a woman the 12,000 carat diamond ring she deserves? Men are so emotionless!
Here is the only quiz I have found to be useful
Personality Quiz
As for being a bum – I have not found any direct correlation between my wife’s love for me and the long arms of marketers during Valentine’s Day. In fact, and I quote my earnest but sarcastic wife, “Tell your readers the marketers didn’t get any of your money this year.”
I am guilty of being a bum however our marraige has not lost any of its integrity
Dahi (I mean Jason), you didn’t buy your wife a diamond ring this year? You must not love her. Right, Pepper?
If you’re dumb enough to read Cosmo quizzes and do what they tell you to do, you don’t deserve happiness, you’re Paris Hilton.