Yes, it’s been two weeks since I last updated. No, nothing’s wrong.

I’ve just been busy with school, and school. And school. I haven’t had time to get in trouble or get blackout drunk or get in fights with cans of shoe polish. All I have time for is studying.

It happens every semester. As time passes I get further and further behind. Then, two weeks before finals, I decide it’s time to get caught up. From that point until the end of finals week I have no social life.

It’s my own fault. I really should know better. I mean, come on, really now, and all the jazz… I’ve been in and out of college since 1990. I really hate to think about that. How long I’ve been in college. Reminds me of how old I am. But anyway…

I have been thinking about stuff. I haven’t had any recent epiphanies, but I have been thinking about things. As soon as I find some time I’ll expound.

Time. “I don’t have the time.” What a lame excuse. I have more free time than anyone my age. OK fine, I’ll write something profound.

Did you know that “if” is the middle of “life”? Think about that.