Oh my head.
Dead leaves on the floor,
Beer cans everywhere,
137 pairs of wet socks.
What the fuck happened last night?

Fell asleep in my contact lenses again
Gimme a shot of Captain Morgan’s!
Because that’s what pirates drink
And we’re pirates
What the fuck happened last night?

I remember falling down
But after that, nothing
Another blackout
Oh Silver Fox, why? Why?!
What the fuck happened last night?